Twitter Tweets about Find A Wife as of October 27, 2009
Crack_Monster: @MsBeauty904 A women who would rob a bank with me if needed. Like a Bonnie or da broad from natural born killers. Find me 1 like dat= WIFE!!
REVELATOR13: #joke Bloody hell, my wife's having a bad day...she has her tampon behind her ear, and she can`t find her cigarette
MFboss: Husband was asked if he liked to talk to his wife after sex and he said only if he can find a phone.
faithclubdotnet: #GOD #JESUS #truth Proverbs18:22 Find a wife and you find a good thing; it shows that the Lord is good to you.
OutlanderUSA: So I decide to go out on a date with someone recently. I then find out he's married and I told his wife. Was I wrong in doing this?
RyMB: Jon Stewart: "I'm a Mets fan so last night was like coming home to find your wife f*cking the Yankees and the Phillies"
MsMoGlo: I realized since I've become a mother and wife I've lost Monique...I really need to find her!
jtgw: devo taylor swift is dating that bloke from twilight. there goes another potential hot future hollywood wife... have to find a different one
SolutionsBoy: My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher.
skypilot_tl: Home from bday dinner to find a bunch of folks yelling "Surprise" at me!!! @copilot_sl is the best wife ever.
BeautifulMess81: @danportnoy Or possibly Katharine Luther, wife to Martin. Going to dress as a nun and wear a fish barrel around me. If I can find one.
soxnfinsfan: @liferevolving My wife wants me to find a mon-fri/ 7-3 job.(here for kids more) Doesn't cater to sales management jobs very well1 LOL
RelloFonte: No god she look so god why she gotta be a freak dat shyt be hurtin wen u find out a solid joint is a freak u just knew u was goin wife her
manu124: Just watched wife swap U.S - 1 of mums thought she was a fairy queen, parents had room each so they cud 'find themselves' whilst 3 kids in 1
minilauren: Never thought I would find true love in a holding cell. So what if you killed your last wife. #inappropriateweddingvows ~Next twitter trend.